Black & Blue

It was the morning after the Boks had beaten the Wallabies at Newlands. Gatiep was sitting down to breakfast, looking about as hale and hearty as a Wallaby. His wife, Meraai, gave him a look that was cold enough to curdle bacon.

'Is djy dan nou weer lekka de donner in omlat ek vanmôre drie-uur bietjie onner die weer van Newlands af gekom het?' asked Gatiep, clutching his aching head.

'Nei,' neighed Meraai.

'Nou is djy dan nou de donner in omlat ek by die huis ingeval het met 'n blou ogietjie?'

'Nei, Djy't hom nie gehad toe djy by die huis ingeval het nie.'

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