An oldie from way back in 1999, submitted by Eugene Griessel. It can easily be adapted to any current person or situation. This is the way new jokes are created! LOL

The collection

A businessman on his way home from the centre of Cape Town found himself in a De Waal Drive traffic jam. He noticed a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars.

"What's the holdup, officer?"

The Officer replied, "Alan Boesak is so depressed about his fraud trial, he's stopped his Mercedes in the middle of the road and is threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family
hates him and he doesn't have the R16.5-million he owes his creditors. I'm walking round taking up a collection for him."

"How much have you collected so far", asks the motorist?

"So far only about three hundred litres but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning."

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