Effers

Mom asked Little Johnny if he had enjoyed his school's field trip.

"Yeah, it was great! We saw sheep, horses, goats, and f*ckers."

Mom said, "Uh, fine, fine. I know what sheep, horses and goats are, but
what is a f*cker?"

Johnny aid, "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk."

Mom said, "But who said they were called, er, f*ckers?"

Johnny replied, "That was our teacher. Well actually she called them
'effers,' but we all knew what she meant."

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