Going South

  Once upon a time there was a nonconforming sparrow who
  decided not to fly south for the winter.  However, soon the
  weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south.
  In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to
  earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.  A cow passed by and crapped
  on the little sparrow.  The sparrow thought it was the end.  But
  the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.

  Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing.  Just then a
  large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
  The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and
  promptly ate him.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2) Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.
3) And if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

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