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Pofadder
A travelling salesman finds himself stranded
with a broken fanbelt, in the middle of nowhere, somewhere west of Pofadder*.
Night is falling and all he can see is a dim flickering light in the distance.
He sets off towards it and finally comes to a small farmhouse. He
knocks on the door and explains his plight to the farmer.
The farmer says: "Man, I've got a big family.
You got two choices. You can share a single bed with the baby or
sleep in the barn with the livestock."
The salesman immediately opts for the barn.
(naturally!)
Early the next morning he is woken up by
an absolutely luscious young 18 year old girl, rosy cheeks, bouncing breasts
and stunning figure, who has come to milk the goats.
She says: "Morning sir! I'm the baby
of the family, who are you?"
He replies: "I'm just the blerrie*
poephol* who chose to sleep in the barn!"
Cheers until tomorrow and hou die blinkkant
bo!
* Pofadder=A small little town in the middle
of nowhere, halfway between here and there.
* bleddie=Afrikaans for bloody (Ook maar
bleddie stupid, ne!)
* Poephol = arsehole
* Hou die blinkkant bo=Keep the sunny
side up
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