US Presidents

The following has got nothing to do with South African humour, but it's good to know that other governments have skeletons in their cupboards too.
 

1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?

John F. Kennedy

2. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?

Lyndon B. Johnson

3. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister?

Thomas Jefferson

4. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband--and was branded an "adulterer" during his reelection campaign?

Andrew Jackson

5. Which president (prior to becoming president) wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else?

George Washington

6. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal secretary?

Franklin D. Roosevelt

7. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat closet--at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the hysterical first lady from attacking them?

Warren G. Harding

8. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about the *other* president who made love in a closet (the one in Question 7)?

John F. Kennedy

9. Which vice president was ticked off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's?

Lyndon B. Johnson

10. Which president, when he was in college, loved showing off his manhood (which he named "Jumbo")?

Lyndon B. Johnson

Bonus Question: Before he became president, what was John F. Kennedy's nickname in Palm Beach?

a. Jack Rabbit
b. Jumpin' Jack
c. Mattress Jack

Bonus Question answer:

Down boy, down!

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c. Mattress Jack

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