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Testdriving

VAN AND GATIEPIE ARE TESTDRIVING VANS NEW BAKKIE. VAN TAKES IT UP TO 100, THEN 140, THEN 160. AS THEY ARE REACHING 180 GATIEPIE SEES A MALE HITCHHIKER ABOUT 500 M UP THE ROAD.

HE TURNS TO VAN AND SAYS "HEY WHY DOES'NT WE GIVE THAT GUY A LIFT"

VAN SAYS "IS JY FOCKEN STUPID, ONS GAAN TE VINNIG OM VIR HOM TE STOP"

SO THEY GO PAST PAST HIM DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE IS GOING TOO FAST TO STOP (FOR THOSE PEOPLE THAT DO NOT UNDERSTAND DEAD LANGUAGES LIKE AFRIKAANS"

ABOUT 2 KM FURTHER GATIEPIE SEES A "SMART CHICK" ABOUT 1 KM UP THE ROAD.

HE TUNES VAN "HEY YOUS GOT ENOUGH TIME TO STOP NOW, YOU GOTTA PICK UP THAT STEEKIE"

VAN LOOKS AT GATIEPIE "GATIEPIE I GOT YOU, I GOT MY DOG AND I GOT ME IN THE FRONT SEAT. WHERE DE FOCK IS SHE GONNA SIT"

"SHE CAN STAND UP IN THE BACK AN HOLD ON TO THE ROLLBAR" SAYS GATIEPIE.

"JA OK FINE" SAYS VAN "AS LONG AS SHE AGREES TO THAT"

SO THEY STOP AND ASK HER, IF SHE WANTS A LIFT SHE WILL HAVE TO STAND IN THE BACK AND HOLD ONTO THE ROLLBAR.

SHE AGREES AND ABOUT 2 KM FURTHER GATIEPIE LOOKS OVER HIS SHOULDER. TO HIS SURPRISE HE CAN SEE THAT THE WOMAN IS NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR AND HE HAS A BIRDS EYE VIEW OF WHAT WOMEN SHOW OFF TO GET TO A MANS WALLET (HER DOOS / VAGINA FOR THOSE AFRIKAANS PEOPLE THAT DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE DOMMINATING LANGUAGE OF THE WORLD)

GATIEPIE LOOKS STRAIGHT AHEAD AND TELLS VAN "DON'T MAKE IT OBVIOUS (REALLY LOOKING, FOR THOSE WITH LESS UNDERSTANDING OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE) BUT CHECK IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR"

SO VAN DOES THIS AND SAYS TO GATIEPIE "FOCKIT THANKS FOR TELLING ME, I COMBED MY HAIR LIKE A LEKKER PUSS THIS MORNING EH!!"

ALL THE ABOVE IS MEAN'T IN A HUMOUROUS MANNER SO PLEASE TAKE IT THAT WAY AS I AM TIRED OF HAVING DEATH THREATS FROM A GUY THAT GOES TO RALLIES TO FALL OFF HIS HORSE.

ALSO IN JEST
JON

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